HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE SUDYK!!!
Today is the day we were blessed with your AWESOMENESS!
This is why the US government made April 15 tax day, so people would be distracted from the true purpose of this day: CELEBRATING MIKE SUDYK AND REVELING IN HIS
AWESOMENESS.
Mike, you are SO AWESOME. We wrote a haiku about it:
Can such AWESOMENESS
Be real [...]